Welcome to the Jam



  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers
Via

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

Via are stars actually shaped like stars



theclearlydope:

SOMEONE STOP THE MADNESS! 



(Source: kidclampdown)



cutebeam:

(communist units!)

(Source: unclefather)



(Source: ruinedchildhood)



sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy



awwww-cute:

They wait here every time the shower is on



sidnugget:

My favorite person



makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday


Via Know No Bounds

ethanwearsprada:

"i just masturbated and honestly i feel so much better i needed that today"

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Via who do you think you are i am

avoxia:

i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run

Via Matthew Gray Gubler fanblog

(Source: twitter.com)


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